31/07/2008

some thoughts




I was 13 or 14, typical horn dog. When I wasn't sleeping, I was jacking off. God, I wanted some pussy so bad. One day while I was jerking off in my room, I heard some noise outside my window. I thought " oh shit someone is watching me." I got up and peaked out the window, I saw this huge German Shepard fucking my dog. At first I was going to go out and break it up, but then I saw a rather big cock ramming Sally's pussy. I watched, seeing a cock go in and out of her pussy got my cock rock hard. He humped her for about 5 minutes, then they turned around ass to ass. After about 10 minutes, they separated, his cock slid out, and dog cum ran out of Sally. Her pussy hole was wide open. His dick was much bigger then mine. By then I was so hard I came in 3 strokes.

23/07/2008

RO$$


www.odysseybmx.com

did this just cos look how fancy the tv thing is

/b/

The "random" board, /b/, follows in the design of Futaba Channel's Nijiura board. It is by far 4chan's most popular board.[11] According to Gawker.com, /b/ is summarised as a board where "people try to shock, entertain, and coax free porn from each other". Encyclopedia Dramatica's definition of the board as "the asshole of the Internet" is also cited.[7] Certain post numbers, such as 12345678 and 22222222, and every millionth post, are sought after, with a large amount of posting taking place to "GET" them.[12]

/b/ is known to officially have a "no rules" policy, save for a ban on certain illegal content, such as child pornography, invasions of other websites, and under-18 viewing, all of which are inherited from site-wide rules. This "no rules" policy applies to administrator and moderator actions as well, meaning that users may be banned at any time, for any reason, including no reason at all.[13]

The humor of /b/'s many users, who refer to themselves as "/b/tards",[14] is often incomprehensible to newcomers and outsiders, and is frequently characterized by intricate inside jokes and black comedy.[14] Gawker.com's Nick Douglas said of the board, "reading /b/ will melt your brain".[7]

12/07/2008

It's Taxidermy gone RIGHT!



Oh, did you see/hear that Nicole Kidman named her dorter Sunday Rose.

Get it? CHICKEN OR BEEF GUYZZ!?! lol.

09/07/2008

Kimbo Slice






Kevin Ferguson (born on February 8, 1974), better known as Kimbo Slice, is a Miami, Florida-based street fighter turned mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter. He first appeared in several filmed underground fights which have spread primarily on the Internet. Kimbo has since left street fighting behind and is now putting his efforts towards becoming a professional mixed martial arts fighter.

Nickname Kimbo Slice
Height 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m)
Weight 240 lb (110 kg/17 st)
Nationality American
Born February 8, 1974 (1974-02-08) (age 34)
Fighting out of Miami, Florida
Town of birth Nassau, Bahamas





more trails!?

these got wallrides mid pack and all sorts, including a weird 270 curved wallride thing.

dirt lumps

got this link from old man ian, its got bora init

08/07/2008

I WIN. /thread.

Hopefully all underage.


tt

frvr yng



Lets dance in style, lets dance for a while
Heaven can wait were only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?

Let us die young or let us live forever
We dont have the power but we never say never
Sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip
The musics for the sad men

Can you imagine when this race is won
Turn our golden faces into the sun
Praising our leaders were getting in tune
The musics played by the madmen

Forever young, I want to be forever young
Do you really want to live forever, forever and ever

Some are like water, some are like the heat
Some are a melody and some are the beat
Sooner or later they all will be gone
Why dont they stay young

Its so hard to get old without a cause
I dont want to perish like a fading horse
Youth is like diamonds in the sun
And dimonds are forever

So many adventures couldnt happen today
So many songs we forgot to play
So many dreams are swinging out of the blue
We let them come true

k?

07/07/2008

unforgivable?

My little sister is less than a year younger than me. When I was seventeen I was really sexually frustrated dating a girl who wouldn't have sex, and I got horny a lot so I spent a great deal of time fapping and just fantasizing in general. Then I started noticing that my sister had become fairly attractive (pic is her). It was strange because although I love her I have always found her disgusting due to her habits and personality, yet at the same time I found myself fantasizing about her when fapping and having wet dreams about fucking her.

I began sneaking into the room she shared with my other sister (14 at the time) and watching her as she slept. This quickly turned into me sneaking in naked and fapping in front of her. As I got more confident of her heavy sleeping, I risked touching her hand with my cock a few times. I was barely able to grab the tissue in time before jizzing like a motherfucker. Those orgasms were incredible.

I began feeling guilty about all of this and decided I had to quit if I was ever going to become a normal person (I still believed that was possible). So to end things with a bang, I decided to make the last time extra special. That night, she was sleeping on her back with her whole upper body above the comforter and her head tilted slightly toward the open side of her bed. It was perfect, which is why I decided to make that the last time. I snuck over to her bed in the middle of the night as usual, dropped my pants and started fapping. But as I felt myself approaching climax, I stopped, leaned in very slowly, and lightly kissed her on the lips. She barely sighed, still asleep, and I very nearly came right then. But I knew I wasn't finished yet. I got as close to her as I could and took my cock in hand. I brought it up to her mouth and touched it to her lips, dripping precum and all. I was terrified she was going to wake up and scream and my life as I knew it would be over. But she just turned her head slightly, moving her lips across the skin, and LICKED HER LIPS, and consequently, THE TIP OF MY COCK. I felt the explosive orgasm coming and tried to pull away in time, which I mostly did, but a small amount of semen landed on her cheek. I had to stifle a deep involuntary moan, something I had never experienced before. I lay there quietly breathing on the floor for a few minutes, then snuck back to my room to sleep like a baby. I was scared to death the next morning that she would know after waking up with dried semen on her cheek, but she apparently had no idea. I couldn't believe my luck.

In the five years since, I have had sex with four other girls, and none of them have made me cum as hard as that night. I can't imagine ever being turned on by my sister like that again, but I can't deny that it was the most powerful orgasm of my life.

05/07/2008

"i aint saying nothing but i heard your mums got downs"...

my favourite quote from merlin today. went to chichchester, its shit, no spots, nothing to do and i fell like a twat

merlin and a nozza









me - hop that i didnt crash









ollie - inverted thing












merlins new wheels









wileys new crib, must have been forced out of LDN by dizzy