song of the week

cos iain ent put one up in a minute imma share this witchu



omegle.com, fuck.

Stranger: i do bussiness here...by talkin to strangers!!
You: right
You: have you had much success doing that?
Stranger: yup!!
You: what is your business?
Stranger: if i say tht u can be ma partner then?
You: well it very much depends!
Stranger: okaii..
Stranger: should i tell u?
You: sure
Stranger: luk m having ma bussiness of import n export...
Stranger: n also can make anything whatever u want>>
Stranger: i can send u anything u want n u can sell that..>>
Stranger: if u can!!!
You: so you can make me a car
You: or a computer
You: or some shoes
Stranger: i can povide u whatever like gucci, armani whatever u want>>
You: ohhhh
You: fashion
You: i see
You: man gucci is like my favourite brand
You: we should do business
Stranger: okaii...
You: im gonna need 500 gucci handbags
You: as soon as possible
Stranger: i'll let u know everything>>
Stranger: is it>>
Stranger: really?
You: yeah totally
Stranger: wt's u r having there..??
Stranger: store or u already in the bussiness??
You: i run my own store
You: we sell handbags, accessories etc
Stranger: tht's cool:)
Stranger: what's u'r name then>>>>>
You: christian
You: yours?
Stranger: u can call me deepss:)
You: hi deeps
Stranger: right now m having the pics of shoes but for men>>
Stranger: hey there..
You: ah ok
Stranger: u want girls right?
You: well i dont want shoes
You: i want handbags
Stranger: okaii..
Stranger: i can send u those too..
You: great
You: 500
Stranger: okaii..
You: can you make 500?
Stranger: how many u want??
You: 500
Stranger: okaii..
Stranger: may i know the place of u'rs?
You: england
Stranger: okay!!
Stranger: deepakcool_1986@yahoo.co.in
Stranger: this is ma id>>>
You: superb
Stranger: mail me what ever u want>>
You: this is going well
You: ok thankyou
Stranger: i can send u sme pics for ladies garments if u want right now..
Stranger: those i have sent italy>.
You: oh wonderful
You: yeah
You: if you could send my the pics
Stranger: n m all real..!! trust me>>
You: i need to see some examples of tits and ass
You: oh i trust you!
You: dont worry
You: we're business partners now deeps!
Stranger: hope that u serious!!
You: of course!
You: the internet is serious business
Stranger: i knew it:)
Stranger: so when u gonna mail me??
You: i just emailed you my first commission
You: i've ordered 250 of the armarni nipple tassles
You: and im going to need 1000 prada thongs
You: can you do that?
You: have you got the email yet?
Stranger: just checkin..
Stranger: wait..
You: i'm waiting, don't worry
Stranger: nuthing i got:(
You: oh fucking hell
You: right
You: i'll send it again
Stranger: take it easy>>
You: well
You: i have a horrific temper
Stranger: gimme u'rs>>
You: i can only apologise
You: my?
Stranger: id>>
You: my what sorry?
Stranger: email id>>
You: oh of course
Stranger: y r u soo confused>>
You: because i'm angry
You: i get confused when i lose my temper
Stranger: calm down lady>>
You: whoah
You: stop right there
You: i'm no lady
Stranger: okaii...
You: i told you my name was christian
You: does that sound like a bitch name to you?
Stranger: i can only apologise...
Stranger: is it okay now?
Stranger: can i call u bela.?
You: hell no
You: are we doing business or not?
Stranger: okaii....christian...>>>
Stranger: is it gud>>
Stranger: ya we r going to do bussiness..
You: excellent
You: now let me just find my email identification number
Stranger: what's u'r store's name?
You: ah
You: my store (:
You: something i'm very proud of
You: i call it
You: 'assmasters'
Stranger: hahhaha...
You: ?
You: something funny?
Stranger: everything!!
Stranger: hahaha..
You: i'm not laughing.
Stranger: y r u wastin ma time>>
You: what?
Stranger: go on...
You: go on what?
Stranger: i told u to gimme u'r id miss christian>>
You: i'm fucking finding it ok
You: fuck
Stranger: ok!!
You: i'm getting doubts about this deeps
You: stop fucking with me
You: giving me this 'miss' shit
Stranger: eyy m all real okaii..
You: it won't do
Stranger: i told u ma id>> okaii if u want anything then juss mail me okaii.!!
You: i have
You: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
You: deeps
You: i gotta go
Stranger: ok!!
You: i'll be in touch, if the email comes through this afternoon, get to work on that order
You: 2010 is going to be a good year for us
Stranger: only then if u gonna mail me>>
You: incredible
Stranger: eyy luk i can't compel u for this if u really wanna do sme thing then mail me whatever u want for u'r ASSMASTERS......okaii..!!!
You: splendid
Stranger: isn't it goin great?
You: as far as i can tell
Stranger: don't worry m not even gonna wait...as far as possible...!!!!!
You: excellent
Stranger: i think we were dancing>>
You: i never stopped
Stranger: that's nice.>>
Stranger: i told u that u r not gonna believe...as u did..!!
You: i told you i would believe you!
You: should have had more faith
You: we're business partners now
Stranger: ya i know..!!!
Stranger: what'll u do to make faith in me>>
You: post you a cheque?
Stranger: is it?
You: enit
Stranger: okaii..
You: you ok?
Stranger: ya as always>>
Stranger: u can say..
Stranger: we r bussiness partners i knw>>
You: excellent
Stranger: exellent 2..
Stranger: ny thing u wanna ask?
You: yeah
You: what do you charge per unit
Stranger: i'll first do the coventions then i'll let u know..
Stranger: as u r in england!!
You: ok
Stranger: it usually depends upon the quantity...
You: 500
Stranger: also on the diffrent design..
You: whatever is the most intricate you can provide
Stranger: if u want only one design then the cost would be less>
You: one will suffice yeah
You: i want to keep it simple initially
Stranger: if u want the different designs then the cost can be increased..
Stranger: okaii..
You: no just one design
Stranger: will u be able to sell only one design?
You: that's not your concern
You: once i have the bags, you'll have the money
You: i intend to pay you up front
Stranger: nopes!! i'll show u the designs..
You: then sell the bags privately in my store
Stranger: then u need to pay me 20% first n 80% after sending the order>>
You: i'm more than happy to pay 100% up front
You: i have faith
Stranger: ok!!
Stranger: it all can possible if u gonna mail me>>>
You: of course
Stranger: mail me then when ever u want>>
Stranger: u wanna ask ny thing else?
You: i think that covers it (:
Stranger: u say>
You: pardon?
Stranger: ask me anything if u want?
You: ah no
You: it's ok thanks
You: i think we've covered everything for now
Stranger: yup!! but i know that u r not gonna mail me>>>
You: why do you say this?
Stranger: i believe that>>
You: this upsets me
Stranger: then mail me if u really want..
You: i am
You: i need to consult my business partner aswell of course
Stranger: i can give u ma cell no too if u want.?
You: this would all have been a huge waste of time if i didn't intend on ordering
Stranger: if u want to confirm>>
You: ah yeh ok
Stranger: yup!!
Stranger: 1st i'll show u designs..
You: 0777696969getrealhuni420
Stranger: is this u'rs>>
You: yeah
You: what's yours?
Stranger: wait..
Stranger: 919878989668
You: it begins with a 9???
Stranger: +919878989668..
Stranger: that is code..
You: ahhh ok
You: thanks
Stranger: mail me up when ever u want>>
You: sure thang
Stranger: n try to control u'r temper>>
You: will do!
You: ;)
You: you there?
Stranger: yup!!
You: oh sorry i thought you'd gone
Stranger: wanna say sme thing?
You: o no
Stranger: eyy can u do one thing for me?
You: just checking you hadn't gone
You: yeah sure
You: what is it?
Stranger: m gonna start with ma stuff..okaii..
You: ok
Stranger: can u study some stuff regarding ma brand>>
You: certainly!
Stranger: if i say to make some samples..then can u do that>>
You: yes
Stranger: like after studying the diffrent manufacturing units in england>>
Stranger: it's gonna be really hectic....i think..!1
You: oh ok
Stranger: eyy will u do that??
You: of course!
Stranger: i'll show u ma designs then>>
Stranger: eyy luk the way u r responding i think u r not serious about that..but m pretty much sure about this if u gonna take this seriously then we can make good money>>
Stranger: if u want only then>>
You: yeah i don't know why you keep having these doubts
You: do you have your own website set up yet?
You: i think that'd be a wise move
You: we can get more people looking at the designs
Stranger: ya i have booked the domain name>>
You: great
You: what did you choose?
Stranger: weshoppe.com
Stranger: it is under construction as ma product is not getting completed..
You: yeah that's fine
You: the name will work aswell
You: nice and simple
You: memorable
Stranger: but ma brand name gonna be "style engin"
You: cool
You: what inspired that?
Stranger: can i tell u about it>>
Stranger: if u r not gonna laugh>>
You: please
You: nope
You: not gonna i promise
Stranger: i wanted to start ma own brand of cars>>>but in that i need much money...so i choose the clothes...n after making money i will go with the cars>>
Stranger: if god wants>>
You: thats cool
You: cars would be a very expensive thing to start on
You: clothes is wise
Stranger: i made designs for that>>i sold them out i did many things>>
You: you sold the car designs?
Stranger: ya..
You: who to?
You: a manufacturer?
Stranger: yes!!
You: wow
You: that's crazy
You: who?
You: which manufacturer?
Stranger: it's long story>>
Stranger: m crazy enough>>
Stranger: ny ways u say>> wt's u'r story?
You: i'm a graduate
You: i have my store
Stranger: ok!! m also graduate>>
You: excellent
You: we have an advantage then
Stranger: sure!! if u want only>>
You: yep
You: one day i want to move my store to london
You: oxford street
You: sell clothes to the stars
Stranger: if u want any kind of help...in designs then u can ask me as ma sister is fashion designer>>
You: thats ideal
You: what has she designed before?
Stranger: he designed for levi's, pepe, gowns.....
Stranger: she's also having store in australia>>
You: does she have a website?
Stranger: i think not!! she also had a fashion show..made a collection on egypt>>
Stranger: i having those gowns yet>>
You: thats good
Stranger: so wt makes u to come up here in omegle?
You: boredom to be honest
Stranger: okaii>>
Stranger: m igetting u bored?
You: oh no
You: i'm fine
You: i mean i came to omegle because i was bored before
Stranger: :)
Stranger: do u got b'f>>if u allows me to ask this thing>>
You: no i havent
Stranger: ok!!
You: you?
Stranger: same here:>> girls like me but m kinda shy>>
You: ah right
Stranger: waitin for good girl to come>>
Stranger: even m virgin too>>
You: oh ok
Stranger: i think it's gettin personal>> okaii..mail me what ever u want okaii>>
You: ok sure
Stranger: should i leave now or u wanna ask me some more?
You: up to you man!
Stranger: as u say>>
You have disconnected.


I didn't even realise...

...but after a 12 year hiatus, bret hart made his comeback to the wwe in january!

he's so canadian, but so cool nh. to me, he's like the neil young of wrestling.

i'm fucking delirious from eating a huge vindaloo with the lads, this was one of the topics at the table. pretty intense.



rose with a shoe

bowl opened this shitty bottle of wine by smacking it repeatedly with kevs shoe

the merlinator in full effect

just the way i do

doing a spot of gardening


i know a couple of peeps have already posted this on facebook an such but its worth doing so again, this was supposed to be like a massive american rumble sale with cheap stuff, which i was totally planning on going to until i stayed in bed all day, instead it turned into a kind of trendy royal rumble against the po-po. also while out last night i saw a guy stop his car, get out punch a guy in the face, get back in an drive off. the punch was so hard i heard it across the st.