whistlin' past the graveyard

there once was a lizard, all he desired was to be king, he didnt care how it happened as long as it did. in the desert dunes he bumped into jim jones, jim told him that all he would need to do to fullfill his dream was to move to a mystical city called los angeles, start his own rollerblading team and enter the exgames. the lizard told him to fuck off because rollerblading is gay.